I am Princess Wuki Consuela Banana Hammock[1] Davidson Rice.  It is quite the mouthful so I prefer simply, The Wuki.  Believe it or not, as a dog I have very little to do on daily basis.  I sleep; I eat; I lick myself[2]; I do my “business”.  Throw in some toy-chasing and a healthy dose of quality time with my humans and that’s about it.  So, one day I thought, “Why not put myself out there on this human Internet thing?”  Personally I don’t get it -- you can’t smell anything on the web[3] so why bother?  Nonetheless, I’m fond of myself and my family, so why not share?  I’ve done some web surfing and there are plenty of other people far less interesting[4] and cute than I am!